weddingsv make me drug and hornr
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
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Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
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THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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