yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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