No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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