yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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