He asked to "fluff my boner.."
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
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instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
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She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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