How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
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dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
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I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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