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Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
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It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
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I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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