Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
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I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
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"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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