Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
Randomize
