yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
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