Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
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no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
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He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
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