One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
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I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
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I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
The feeling are messing with the penis
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
My feet surprised me
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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