too bad you live with your parents still
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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