new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
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What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
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I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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