You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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