So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
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i think i scared a bird with my dick
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Another day, another engagement, another cat
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Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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