Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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