Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
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I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
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Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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