No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
bring money and cleavage
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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