So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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