So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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