I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
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She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
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I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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