I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
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and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
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Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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