My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
I think im going to throw up on grandma
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
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I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
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Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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