Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
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just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
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every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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