How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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