Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
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