The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
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i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
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Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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