Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
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