I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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