would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
In other news, I just burned my penis
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Randomize
