you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I'm bleeding and have questions
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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