his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Randomize