she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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