Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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