I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
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I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
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I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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