My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
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I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
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the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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