Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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