Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Randomize
