Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
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Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
last night I used snow as a chaser
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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