The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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