Non-Jews are for practice
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
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I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
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It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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