It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
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My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
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Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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