I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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