It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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