I don't usually arrange sex via text message
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
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There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
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she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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