I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Just pee around me
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Randomize
