we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
We don't watch enough power rangers
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Couch. On fire.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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