I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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