so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
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well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
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He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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