So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
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dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
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Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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