Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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