She's like a pop up book from hell.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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