His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
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I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
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I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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